Written by JoeSpunk
When I saw the promo for London Uncut, I squealed like a cheerleader checking the cut list on the bulletin board. Treasure Island Media’s new DVD has everything a guy like me could hope to see in one movie: hairy men, beards, uncut cocks, tattoos, men in jockstraps, big uncut cocks, gang bangs, cock-in-hole close-ups, hole splooging and cum eating, and did I mention foreskin?
Director Liam Cole has assembled 21 men, mostly Brits but there are a couple of Yanks (Christian Matthews and Ray Dalton) and filmed them in eight scenes of dirty hole-filling action. London Uncut’s five duos and one threeway are bookended by two gang bangs, one with Josh Taylor getting fucked by seven hung European blokes and the 7-man finale called Free for All.
Some of my favourite porn studs round out the ranks and I can’t wait to dive into London Uncut. Jeff Stronger, who I thought retired from porn, fucks American Christian Matthews, then in another scene Ray Dalton fucks Stronger, and the bearded Frenchman also shows up in the opening gang bang. Priam, Luca Bondi, Sam Porter, “Brit-Pig” Bruce Jordan, and my special fave Matteo Valentine lead up this cast of 21 pigs.
Sheez, I don’t know where I’m going to find the time to take it all in. If you don’t hear from me for a wee while, you’ll know what I’m doing. And it’s all Liam Cole’s fault, the Cum Pig King has done it again. Shit, even the 2-minute trailer will get you revving to blow your wad, check it out at Treasure Island Media.